Our Royal Launch is here ━ celebrate with 10% off all purchases, for a limited time.
Our Royal Launch is here ━ celebrate with 10% off all purchases, for a limited time.
You’ve just stepped into a full-scale uprising against chemical crap. Throne Bamboo delivers toxin-free, take-no-prisoners bamboo paper for families who refuse to roll with poison. No forever chemicals. No fake scents. No tree slaughter. Just soft, strong sheets fit for royalty.
Your bathroom shouldn’t be a biohazard. Ours is free from PFAS, BPA, phthalates, and all the other acronymed atrocities. We don’t do poison peasant paper.
Our rolls are Elemental Chlorine Free - no harsh stuff, no toxic dioxins. We use hydrogen peroxide for color because it breaks down into oxygen and water, not a chemical cocktail fit for a dungeon.
Nothing hiding in the fibers. Our paper and cores are 100% bamboo, and our wrapper ink is water-based, SGS-certified, and made from organic pigments.
Wrapped like a gift from the gods—without the planet-punching plastic. Just 100% recycled, recyclable, and ridiculously good-looking.
Our bamboo is grown where it’s supposed to be grown. No rainforests harmed. No shady sourcing. Just clean, green stalks of power.
We’re here to overthrow the chemical regime hiding in your household staples.
This isn’t just a better wipe—it’s a full-blown uprising. One roll at a time, we’re saving your family’s skin, your sex hormones, and maybe a few trees along the way. Join the revolution. Or keep wiping like it’s 1492.
Safe enough for the tiniest hands. Your family’s health is worth the revolution – overthrow toxins for good.